Lot 11 is ownership over The Tower Of London. Dating back to the 11th century, the Tower has played an enormous role in royal history and is still one of London’s most visited tourist attractions. In more modern times the property has still seen a fair bit of use from organisations like MI5 and the CIA. Apparently, all the equipment they needed was already there, set-up and ready to go, meaning a much cheaper cost per torture than other ‘black sites’ dotted around the world. Although Prince Philip later confirmed to us that he still charged an additional usage fee because of its ability to provide a “truly authentic torture experience”. Off-putting? Well you’d also automatically get ownership over the real Crown Jewels that are permanently housed there…